Bible's Most Embarrassing Moments

The Bible's Most Embarrassing Moments

author: Jehovah

The Bible is often referred to as "the good book," but sometimes it's just downright embarrassing! If they made the whole thing into a movie it would be rated X. Would you want your children to see it? Read this book and then decide.

Don't bore yourself with the rest of the Bible-just read this one! All the boring stuff was taken out. Here's all the sex, bloodshed and murder you can stand-all yours for just a few measley bucks. For those who take the Bible literally and wish to follow its example, we only ask that you not use this as a guidebook for moral conduct.

It is unlikely that your local minister would use many of these passages in his sermons. If you're the kind of person who sees movies for the actions scenes and always likes things happening then don't bore yourself with the rest of the Bible -- just read this one! All the boring stuff has been taken out. Just kick back and enjoy all the sex, bloodshed, and murder you can stand --- it's all in here and it's all yours for a few measley bucks.

Sure it's embarrassing for a minister or the church itself to be confronted with these realities. There is good and bad in all of us and the Bible is no exception