The Goddess By Women for Women How to Cook Husbands

How to Cook Husbands

How to Cook Husbands
Catalog # SKU2895
Publisher TGS Publishing
Weight 1.00 lbs
Author Name Elizabeth Strong Worthington
 
$11.95
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How to
Cook Husbands


"They are really delicious -
when properly treated."


by
Elizabeth Strong Worthington

A humorous method of teaching young girls the facts of life about husbands.

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Excerpt:

A while ago I came across a newspaper clipping--a recipe written by a Baltimore lady--that had long lain dormant in my desk. It ran as follows:

"A great many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement. Some women go about it as if their husbands were bladders, and blow them up; others keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze, by their carelessness and indifference. Some keep them in a stew, by irritating ways and words; others roast them; some keep them in pickle all their lives. Now it is not to be supposed that any husband will be good, managed in this way--turnips wouldn't; onions wouldn't; cabbage-heads wouldn't, and husbands won't; but they are really delicious when properly treated.

"In selecting your husband you should not be guided by the silvery appearance, as in buying mackerel, or by the golden tint, as if you wanted salmon. Be sure to select him yourself, as taste differs. And by the way, don't go to market for him, as the best are always brought to your door.





120+pages - 5¼ x 8¼ softcover Illustrated


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