Fiction With Purpose Political Charlie Danger: Private Detective: Border Disorder

Charlie Danger: Private Detective: Border Disorder

Charlie Danger: Private Detective: Border Disorder
Catalog # SKU3249
Publisher TGS Publishing
Weight 1.00 lbs
Author Name W. T. Samsel
ISBN 10: 1610336194
ISBN 13: 9781610336192
 
$12.95
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Charlie Danger
Private Detective

Book Two:
Border Disorder!


Large Print

by
W. T. Samsel

Charlie Danger returns with his friend, Shurelock Homes. His new adventure picks up where the first left off and Charlie finds himself facing Professor Mariachi and his plans for the North American Union! Calamity Jane and Lassie join Homes and Danger in this, the most thrilling story yet!

Who blew up the Motel 6? Who kidnapped Ron Paul? Will our heroes survive the massacre at the battle of the AlaMode? Will they prevent Mariachi from disintegrating all the borders in the world? Who is Willie Phleye and how does he fit into all this? And what does Glenn Beck, Lou Dobbs and Alex Jones have to do with this caper?

Find out in the thrilling sequel of Charlie Danger, Private Detective! The book that's designed to entertain those who are awake and awaken those who don't have a clue!

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Excerpt:

In crapola up to our necks!

Get this and get it straight; crime is a sucker's road and those who travel it wind up in the gutter, the prison or the grave. They never learn. For a private dick like me, the job usually spells danger but then again, that's my name . . .

When I opened my eyes, I didn't know where I was. It took a minute for me to realize that I was lying in my bed in my room at the Motel Six! A moment ago, I had been sitting in the Grungy Skillet with Homes and Jane and Superman. I'd been wondering where the hell Maggie was with that cheeseburger and fries! I sat up in bed.

It had all been a dream!

Our desperate attack on the White House, Superman swooping in and Godzilla thrashing around all over the place had been nothing more than a product of my unconscious dreamin' brain! The good guys hadn't won after all and the bad guys were still out there!

I looked over at Homes' sleeping form in his bed not six feet away. I knew that Jane and Lassie were sleeping in the room directly next door to ours. The clock on the nightstand revealed that it was four in the morning. I reached for my Lucky Strikes and lit one up. I knew I wouldn't fall back asleep after a hum-dinger of a dream like that one! After quietly donning my Percy Kilbride as Pa Kettle disguise, I quietly slipped out of the room and made my way across the parking lot to Denny's for a cup of Joe.

The joint was empty except for some guy and an old dame in a booth. The waitress and the cook were busy yapping on their cell phones an' I recall wondering who they could be talking to at four thirty in the morning.

The old dame in the booth was checkin' me out. Boy, she sure looked like she'd been through the ringer! Next thing I knew, she was wavin' at me! Suddenly I realized that it was Jane in her Marjorie Main as Ma Kettle disguise. The guy with her turned around to look at me and I could see it was the guy with the tongue from Kiss, who I knew was in reality, none other than Shurelock Homes!






112 pages - 7x 8½ softcover
ISBN-10: 1610336194
ISBN-13: 9781610336192

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